dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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