dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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