Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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