get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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