that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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