I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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