he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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