We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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