This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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