Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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and i looked up. we had an audience...
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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