i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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