Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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