Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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