Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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