i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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