Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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