Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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