We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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