Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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