Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize