Just fell off a train. Bad.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Randomize