Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't judge my taste in strippers
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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