If i come over, it means nothing
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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