well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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