so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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