Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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