You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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