my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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