he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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