Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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