dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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