If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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