I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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