We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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