I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
He shit in the fireplace
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