i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
COCAINE IS GR8
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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