I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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