so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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