i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
you made out with another girl for some wings
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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