who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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