How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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