People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
he puts the penis in happiness.
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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