YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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