Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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