You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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