haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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