is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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