If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Just cropdusted the office
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
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