the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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