All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
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she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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